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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.  
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called blonde.

So far: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

So far: 11

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Never really payed any attention to it o.o)
[  ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.  (When I sleep...)

So far: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (NEVAH!!)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[  ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[  ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.  (By multiple teachers )

So far: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple maths.
[  ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

So far: 22

[  ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling

So far: 26

[x] The word 'um' is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what the word 'um' means.
[x] You say 'what' and 'huh' a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I'm awesome at it, but right now, I'm too lazy to do math...)

Total: 30

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title I am ___% Insane